As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you dummies fall out."
As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention.
The instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with me, and then just raised a single eyebrow.
I smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of dummies, huh sir?"
- The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map. -
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The enemy "Alway's" times his attack, to the second you drop your pant's in the Latrine!!
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Least Credible Sentences:
1. The check is in the mail.
2. The trucks will be on the drop zone.
3. Of course I'll respect you in the morning.
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Brintnall's Second Law:
If you receive two contradictory orders, obey them both.
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Rune's Rule:
If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.
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Law of Supply (also known as the Law of Gifts):
You get the most of what you need the least.
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Hane's Law:
There is no limit to how bad things can get.